Weather.
The weather be fine or whether the weather be not. whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather. Whether we like it or not.
7 Day Forecast 3/25/2014 - 4/1/2014
Tuesday- There will be a thick impenetrable layer of clouds that will devour anything which tries to get through them
Wednesday- Dandruff will fall in flurries to the ground, chance 99.9%
Thursday- Sunny with a chance of hail the size of golf balls
Friday- 110% chance of a monsoon
Saturday- Fire Tornadoes will ravage much of the country, highs in the 90's
Sunday- Rain.
Monday- it will be 519.67° Rankine out.
~Weather Wizard
Wednesday- Dandruff will fall in flurries to the ground, chance 99.9%
Thursday- Sunny with a chance of hail the size of golf balls
Friday- 110% chance of a monsoon
Saturday- Fire Tornadoes will ravage much of the country, highs in the 90's
Sunday- Rain.
Monday- it will be 519.67° Rankine out.
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 3/18/14 - 3/24/14
Tuesday- Jack The great will once again descend from the heavens to celebrate the anniversary of his most glorious birth with the mortals. Chance of Fun 110%
Wednesday- It will rain celebratory champagne and coconut water
Thursday- The sky will be suffering from a massive hangover so there will be partial clouds
Friday- The ocean will be strewn with Alka Seltzer tablets
Saturday- the sky shall ooze tapioca pudding as a celebration feast to the mighty Jack
Sunday- Jack shall ride his magical bike across the sky raining terror across the nation
Monday- Sheets of Nutter butters will hail from the skies as a warning to all those who oppose the mighty Jack
~Weather Wizard
Wednesday- It will rain celebratory champagne and coconut water
Thursday- The sky will be suffering from a massive hangover so there will be partial clouds
Friday- The ocean will be strewn with Alka Seltzer tablets
Saturday- the sky shall ooze tapioca pudding as a celebration feast to the mighty Jack
Sunday- Jack shall ride his magical bike across the sky raining terror across the nation
Monday- Sheets of Nutter butters will hail from the skies as a warning to all those who oppose the mighty Jack
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 3/4/2014 - 3/11/2014
Tuesday- Be careful the Alaskan snow lion is none to roam the streets and eat children in the nigh, stay inside
Wednesday- The polar vortex led by the lion army has engulfed all of Greenland
Thursday- There will be roaring winds all day
Friday- It will be raining lions and lions but the thunder will be the mane attraction
Saturday- The lions will eat all the lambs
Sunday- it will be cold, like the souls of lions
Monday- Lambs will eat there way out of the lions
-Weather Wizard
Wednesday- The polar vortex led by the lion army has engulfed all of Greenland
Thursday- There will be roaring winds all day
Friday- It will be raining lions and lions but the thunder will be the mane attraction
Saturday- The lions will eat all the lambs
Sunday- it will be cold, like the souls of lions
Monday- Lambs will eat there way out of the lions
-Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 1/28/14 - 2/4/14
Monday- earths gravitational force will increase by appx. 350%.
Tuesday- There is a 60% chance that 30% of the weather will be 50% rain with 50% not rain.
Wednesday- [this forecast was removed by the C.I.A. 21:00 hours eastern standard time.]
Thursday- Weather is likely to occur.
Friday- Your guess is as good as mine.
Saturday- The temperature will be around 5,778 Kelvin on the sun.
Sunday- There will be some people wearing suits with bow-ties in a local school.
~The Khaki Ninja
Tuesday- There is a 60% chance that 30% of the weather will be 50% rain with 50% not rain.
Wednesday- [this forecast was removed by the C.I.A. 21:00 hours eastern standard time.]
Thursday- Weather is likely to occur.
Friday- Your guess is as good as mine.
Saturday- The temperature will be around 5,778 Kelvin on the sun.
Sunday- There will be some people wearing suits with bow-ties in a local school.
~The Khaki Ninja
7 Day Forecast 1/20/14 - 1/27/14
Monday- 25% chance of raining cats and dogs with lows in the 30s
Tuesday- There is an 110% chance of rain frozen into flakes. Highs in the 1s lows in the 0s
Wednesday- There will be a typhoon of snow and sadness. 38.7997689 chance of rabid dogs
Thursday- No.
Friday- 50% chance of rain fallowed by happiness fallowed by more rain fallowed by despair
Saturday- as long as the radiodeamplifacationater and the organdiscombobulator are working correctly it will be sunny
Sunday- 96% chance of avalanches caused by yodeling. Highs in the 600° K
~Weather Wizard
Tuesday- There is an 110% chance of rain frozen into flakes. Highs in the 1s lows in the 0s
Wednesday- There will be a typhoon of snow and sadness. 38.7997689 chance of rabid dogs
Thursday- No.
Friday- 50% chance of rain fallowed by happiness fallowed by more rain fallowed by despair
Saturday- as long as the radiodeamplifacationater and the organdiscombobulator are working correctly it will be sunny
Sunday- 96% chance of avalanches caused by yodeling. Highs in the 600° K
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 1/12/14 - 1/19/14
Monday- It will rain blood and all water will tern into blood starting in Virginia
Tuesday- its raining men, hallelujah (in frog suits)
Wednesday- Gnats will consume the flesh of all who oppose them, then it will rain their urine
Thursday- Half fly-half woman beasts will hail from the stars, not sure what part will be fly or women yet
Friday- tornadoes will kill all live stalk in the area
Saturday- Thunder and Hail, plane and simple, except for the alien invasion
Saturday- Locust will invade with giant death machines and probably tale out all life on earth
Saturday- Darkness will descend like normal, because there will be night
Sunday- A smoke gas will ensnare your first born son and kill it, the only way to prevent this is to sacrifice your first borne sun and leave his body outside your door.
~Weather Wizard
Tuesday- its raining men, hallelujah (in frog suits)
Wednesday- Gnats will consume the flesh of all who oppose them, then it will rain their urine
Thursday- Half fly-half woman beasts will hail from the stars, not sure what part will be fly or women yet
Friday- tornadoes will kill all live stalk in the area
Saturday- Thunder and Hail, plane and simple, except for the alien invasion
Saturday- Locust will invade with giant death machines and probably tale out all life on earth
Saturday- Darkness will descend like normal, because there will be night
Sunday- A smoke gas will ensnare your first born son and kill it, the only way to prevent this is to sacrifice your first borne sun and leave his body outside your door.
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 1/6/14 - 1/12/14
Monday- Today will be a beautiful sunny day
Tuesday- It will be raining cats and amputated frozen limbs, be sure to wear a rain coat
Wednesday- It will be so warm all the snow will melt killing all Christmas spirit
Thursday- Fog will role in from the seas, good night for ghost ship watching
Friday- The polar vortex will consume all with a -70F lows killing all in its path
Saturday- A nice sunny day for once, highs in the 100s
Sunday- It will rain frogs on acid, or are you, also look for the blue cows falling from the sky
~Weather Wizard
Tuesday- It will be raining cats and amputated frozen limbs, be sure to wear a rain coat
Wednesday- It will be so warm all the snow will melt killing all Christmas spirit
Thursday- Fog will role in from the seas, good night for ghost ship watching
Friday- The polar vortex will consume all with a -70F lows killing all in its path
Saturday- A nice sunny day for once, highs in the 100s
Sunday- It will rain frogs on acid, or are you, also look for the blue cows falling from the sky
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 12/30/13 - 01/05/14
Monday- Good chance that there might possibly be some rain today
Tuesday- It will rain champagne from the skies as everyone celebrates the newish year
Wednesday- Hail roughly the size of golf balls will pelt all who do not read this
Thursday - 75% chance of snow with lows in the mid 40s
Friday- There will be a monsoon with at least 10 inches of rain
Saturday- Look out for tornadoes they will be everywhere
Sunday- the air will be moist and gross. also clouds will block all light all day and night
~Weather Wizard
Tuesday- It will rain champagne from the skies as everyone celebrates the newish year
Wednesday- Hail roughly the size of golf balls will pelt all who do not read this
Thursday - 75% chance of snow with lows in the mid 40s
Friday- There will be a monsoon with at least 10 inches of rain
Saturday- Look out for tornadoes they will be everywhere
Sunday- the air will be moist and gross. also clouds will block all light all day and night
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 12/23/13 - 12/30/13
Monday- Grab your sombreros, looks like a sunny day
Tuesday- The government plans on using their weather controlling machine to make it rain today. Chance of success 1%
Wednesday- There will be sandstorms throughout America. Change of an annoying Camel 50%
Thursday- It will be sunny all day until at exactly 6:00pm there will be a total solar eclipse
Friday- Its gonna rain
Saturday- It will ether be sunny of precipitate today. Chance of rain 50%
Sunday- It will not be a SUN day
~Weather Wizard
Tuesday- The government plans on using their weather controlling machine to make it rain today. Chance of success 1%
Wednesday- There will be sandstorms throughout America. Change of an annoying Camel 50%
Thursday- It will be sunny all day until at exactly 6:00pm there will be a total solar eclipse
Friday- Its gonna rain
Saturday- It will ether be sunny of precipitate today. Chance of rain 50%
Sunday- It will not be a SUN day
~Weather Wizard
7 Day Forecast 12/16/13 - 12/23/13
Monday- Stop looking at your computer and look out your window... Moron...
Tuesday- Small white things shall fall from the sky, so be careful they might be deadly. High 0, Low 0
Wednesday- The Gods have forsaken this day and have decided that there shall be no weather... at all
Thursday- Sunny all day until night when the sky will be blocked out by a blanket of clouds
Friday- The weather will suck
Saturday- There will be a single extremely bright spot in the sky that casts light on the earth all day
Sunday- Fire and brimstone will fall from the heavens. Chance of firestorm 80%
~The Khaki Ninja.
Tuesday- Small white things shall fall from the sky, so be careful they might be deadly. High 0, Low 0
Wednesday- The Gods have forsaken this day and have decided that there shall be no weather... at all
Thursday- Sunny all day until night when the sky will be blocked out by a blanket of clouds
Friday- The weather will suck
Saturday- There will be a single extremely bright spot in the sky that casts light on the earth all day
Sunday- Fire and brimstone will fall from the heavens. Chance of firestorm 80%
~The Khaki Ninja.
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