Government Tests Time Travel
A recent leak has lead to the discovery that Malaysian Airlines flight 370 was actually a part of government testing of time travel. According to sources plain reached 888 miles per hour above the Indian ocean...
Santa Takes Over Crimea
A breaking discovery from CR News’ undercover investigation team reveals that santa Claus is responsible for the invasion of Crimea. Earlier this year CR News had reported on the us attempts to eliminate Saint Nick, and his subsequent flee to hiding, however it seems now that Mr. Clause is back. “It only makes sense,” says John Singer a political science at The University of Universities. “After the Norad invasion and subsequent destruction of the North Pole...
Evolution of Department Stores
In the late 1800’s to early 1900’s, The United States underwent major economic and industrial changes. Factories and mass production began to become the norm, and society had to adjust to this new way of living. One of the biggest aspects of this new mass culture was the creation of department stores which began to appear across the...
Solution for Global Warming
12 years from now, global warming will get so bad that polar bears are likely to die... This is the tale of how Miles plans to save them. One day, Miles will figure out what is happening. He will realize that the polar bears are going...
Royal Budget Busted
It seems that America's most beloved family (we don’t get why they like them so much ether) Is in danger of over spending. As the lead royal affairs correspondent I did a little research as to what their immense spending of of 74.5 million going over by 3.8 million. The family went...
Vatican Outraged
Today many members of the Vatican and of the Catholic faith are outraged. The UN Committee on the Rights of the Child have told the Vatican that they should ”immediately remove” all suspected molesters. So far the only official response to this request from the Vatican is that they will “consider” the mandate. Thanks to the super secret alpha-omega wolf squad delta investigation team of CR News we are able to bring you some new breaking news.
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