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WINTER STORM ACTUALLY QUITE WINTERY AND STORMY
2/11/13
After a weekend buried in snow without power, certain Cape Cod residents have been forced to conclude that Winter Storm Nemo was actual quite cold, snowy, wintery, and stormy. This/these certain residents, who wish to remain anonymous, have said that they commend Winter Storm Nemo for its fantastic comeback in its final stretch on February 9 of 2013, and that they will never again insult Nemo or any of his/her/its winter storm friends.
After a weekend buried in snow without power, certain Cape Cod residents have been forced to conclude that Winter Storm Nemo was actual quite cold, snowy, wintery, and stormy. This/these certain residents, who wish to remain anonymous, have said that they commend Winter Storm Nemo for its fantastic comeback in its final stretch on February 9 of 2013, and that they will never again insult Nemo or any of his/her/its winter storm friends.
WINTER STORM NEMO UPDATE!
Snow is white.
CHATHAM STRUGGLES THROUGH FIRST HOURS OF BLIZZARD
Chatham proves to be dangerously dull.
2/8/13
Chatham has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It is dangerously boring outside.
Chatham has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It is dangerously boring outside.
AH! SNOW!
2/7/13
My God people, run! It's snow! We've never seen it before! This is the storm to end all storms! We're doomed! We'll never make it! Run for the hills! Run for Florida! They only occasionally get snow there! ESCAPE! This snow is the end of civilization as we know it! RUN!
My God people, run! It's snow! We've never seen it before! This is the storm to end all storms! We're doomed! We'll never make it! Run for the hills! Run for Florida! They only occasionally get snow there! ESCAPE! This snow is the end of civilization as we know it! RUN!
12/31/12: NEW YEAR'S POSTPONED DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHERConfusion Following SandyConfused man prepares for storm which has already passed. Not much else to say than that.
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