CELEBRITIES Subject to Horrible Disease
Two of the victims of the Celebrity Plague
11/9/12
According to the popular social networking site Facebook, every celebrity in the world is now dead. After weeks of entering celebrity names into the search bar accompanied by the acronym "RIP," it has become clear that all celebrities have had a Facebook page created for them which remembers they're lives and wishes them well in the after world. Victims include Chuck Norris, Bill Nye, and Celine Dion. This revelation has left many fans depressed and aimless, not knowing where to get they're dosage of celebrityness. Researchers do not yet know what has caused this plague which only targets celebrities, and American streets are filled with anarchy as even government officials who are well known, such as the president, have died. As this plague spreads across the globe and across all levels of fame, citizens are warned to hide in their homes and stay out of the public's eye. If you need to measure whether or not you are susceptible to this disease, fill out the form below.
According to the popular social networking site Facebook, every celebrity in the world is now dead. After weeks of entering celebrity names into the search bar accompanied by the acronym "RIP," it has become clear that all celebrities have had a Facebook page created for them which remembers they're lives and wishes them well in the after world. Victims include Chuck Norris, Bill Nye, and Celine Dion. This revelation has left many fans depressed and aimless, not knowing where to get they're dosage of celebrityness. Researchers do not yet know what has caused this plague which only targets celebrities, and American streets are filled with anarchy as even government officials who are well known, such as the president, have died. As this plague spreads across the globe and across all levels of fame, citizens are warned to hide in their homes and stay out of the public's eye. If you need to measure whether or not you are susceptible to this disease, fill out the form below.
11/3/12 - Apple C.E.O afraid of world realizing that ‘iPad Mini’ essentially a giant iPod:
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA – Current Apple C.E.O Tim Cook announced today that he is very worried after receiving reports saying that the realization that the iPad mini is basically a larger version of the very popular iPod touch is becoming more pertinent in key demographics. “We’re honestly scared that our usually mindless customers are becoming more aware of the fact that we haven’t come out with an innovative design since the first iPod touch was made,” said Cook, citing the fact that the same basic design elements have been used time and time again, with only minor tweaks being added to new generations of technology. The iPad Mini boasts new features such as a 3.9 inch larger screen and a retina display, which has been featured in the past 2 generations of Apple devices.
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