WORD OF THE DAY
Eventually, we may or may not hire a literary columnist to give our readers some WONDERFUL (That's a big word) words that can be used on college wordy documents. These words will be accompanied by DEFINITIONS, and maybe even PARTS OF SPEECH. For now, though, I am coming up with these words, and some of them may be COMPLETELY MADE UP.
Word of the day 4/9/13
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Part of speech: who cares?
Definition: Big word
In a sentence: I have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Part of speech: who cares?
Definition: Big word
In a sentence: I have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Word of the DAy: 2/12/13
Surprised
Part of Speech: Adjective
Definition: A thing I am not.
In a Sentence: Why am I not SURPRISED that the CR News Lead Correspondent hasn't done a word of the day in a week? I suppose that is what one should expect from a boss who doesn't even pay his diligent underlings.
Part of Speech: Adjective
Definition: A thing I am not.
In a Sentence: Why am I not SURPRISED that the CR News Lead Correspondent hasn't done a word of the day in a week? I suppose that is what one should expect from a boss who doesn't even pay his diligent underlings.
WORD of the Day: 2/5/13
Diligent
Part of Speech: Adjective
Definition: An adjective describing a particularly hard-working employee who has in fact written 2 full length articles in two days despite the fact that his employer, who has written exactly one article in over a month, pays him absolutely nothing.
Synonyms: Industrious, hardworking
In a Sentence: Oh, look at how mean the big, lazy boss man is to that DILIGENT, unpaid employee. It is truly horrible that a poor, hardworking little man like that is treated so terribly, simply because he pointed out a flaw in his employer's working habits. It's just another example of a big business fat cat living off the sweat and tears of the working class. This is truly a bad day for the common man
Part of Speech: Adjective
Definition: An adjective describing a particularly hard-working employee who has in fact written 2 full length articles in two days despite the fact that his employer, who has written exactly one article in over a month, pays him absolutely nothing.
Synonyms: Industrious, hardworking
In a Sentence: Oh, look at how mean the big, lazy boss man is to that DILIGENT, unpaid employee. It is truly horrible that a poor, hardworking little man like that is treated so terribly, simply because he pointed out a flaw in his employer's working habits. It's just another example of a big business fat cat living off the sweat and tears of the working class. This is truly a bad day for the common man
WORD of the DAY: 2/5/13
Ingrate
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: An employee who insults his employer who is busy doing things in his life other than Words of the Days.
Etymology: THE FUTURE...
In a Sentence: So that employee that you hired and pay almost some money once a week to write things even though he hasn't written diddly-squat himself is calling YOU, the greatest lead correspondent in the world who has other things on his plate, LAZY?!?!?! He is such an INGRATE.
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: An employee who insults his employer who is busy doing things in his life other than Words of the Days.
Etymology: THE FUTURE...
In a Sentence: So that employee that you hired and pay almost some money once a week to write things even though he hasn't written diddly-squat himself is calling YOU, the greatest lead correspondent in the world who has other things on his plate, LAZY?!?!?! He is such an INGRATE.
Word of the Day: 2/4/13
Substitute
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A person who comes in to do another person's job when they're too goddamn lazy to do it themselves
Etymology: Some people with a reasonable work ethic who aren't too lazy to make up a word.
In a Sentence: The Word of Day writer is hasn't done a word in over a week! What a slacker! Better call in a SUBSTITUTE.
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A person who comes in to do another person's job when they're too goddamn lazy to do it themselves
Etymology: Some people with a reasonable work ethic who aren't too lazy to make up a word.
In a Sentence: The Word of Day writer is hasn't done a word in over a week! What a slacker! Better call in a SUBSTITUTE.
WORD OF THE DAY: 1/27/13
Excuses
Definition: What I will give you for the next few days to make sure that you know that I am not a slacker for not keeping up with the Words of the Days... Believe me, I have a valid reason.
Definition: What I will give you for the next few days to make sure that you know that I am not a slacker for not keeping up with the Words of the Days... Believe me, I have a valid reason.
WORD of the DAY: 1/16/13
Slackers
Definition: Every current correspondent at CR News who refuses to contribute any time for articles, Words of the Days, or anything whatsoever. Except of course for myself and the Chief Canadian Correspondent* because we are exempt from this because I am the Lead Correspondent and I say so...
*Exempt CCC is thankful.
Definition: Every current correspondent at CR News who refuses to contribute any time for articles, Words of the Days, or anything whatsoever. Except of course for myself and the Chief Canadian Correspondent* because we are exempt from this because I am the Lead Correspondent and I say so...
*Exempt CCC is thankful.
WORD of the DAY: 1/12/13
Eheh...
Definition: Ummm.... I forgot...?
Definition: Ummm.... I forgot...?
WORD of the DAY: 1/7/12
13!
Definition: 13! I meant 13, okay?! So what if I forget that it's a new year once!? It's only been a week! Give me a break!
Definition: 13! I meant 13, okay?! So what if I forget that it's a new year once!? It's only been a week! Give me a break!
WORD of the DAY: 1/6/13
Bored
Part of Speech: Are we there yet...?
Definition: 2013 is soooooooo boring.......
Etymology: Watching the clock and waiting for it to be over...
In a Sentence: "Man, I am SOOOOO BORED with 2013... When's 2014 going to just happen already?
Part of Speech: Are we there yet...?
Definition: 2013 is soooooooo boring.......
Etymology: Watching the clock and waiting for it to be over...
In a Sentence: "Man, I am SOOOOO BORED with 2013... When's 2014 going to just happen already?
Word of the Day: 1/5/13
Archives
Definition: Where you can find all of the old stuff, including last year's words of the days!
Definition: Where you can find all of the old stuff, including last year's words of the days!
WORD of the DAY: 1/4/13
Disappointed
Wasn't 2013 supposed to be a fresh start or something? All the world's problems solved? So far it's been pretty boring and uninspiring... hence today's word...
Wasn't 2013 supposed to be a fresh start or something? All the world's problems solved? So far it's been pretty boring and uninspiring... hence today's word...
WORD of the DAY: 1/3/13
New Year's Resolution #2
Definition: The other thing that I promise myself that I'll do in 2013
In a Sentence: My New Year's Resolution #2 is to come up with more and better resolutions for 2014!
Definition: The other thing that I promise myself that I'll do in 2013
In a Sentence: My New Year's Resolution #2 is to come up with more and better resolutions for 2014!
WORD of the DAY: 1/2/13
New Year's Resolution #1
Definition: The first thing that I promise myself that I'll do in 2013.
In a Sentence: My New Year's Resolution #1 is to post a word of the day for every day of the year 2013, without fail!
Definition: The first thing that I promise myself that I'll do in 2013.
In a Sentence: My New Year's Resolution #1 is to post a word of the day for every day of the year 2013, without fail!
WORD of the DAY: 1/1/13
Renewed
Definition: Our subscription to "Earth: The Planet," and "2012: The Year" had run out, so we had to renew it. Unfortunately, since we had renewed "2012" three times previously, and someone else was on the waiting list for it, we had to settle for "2013: The New Year." I think we might be able to tolerate that though. We'll see...
Definition: Our subscription to "Earth: The Planet," and "2012: The Year" had run out, so we had to renew it. Unfortunately, since we had renewed "2012" three times previously, and someone else was on the waiting list for it, we had to settle for "2013: The New Year." I think we might be able to tolerate that though. We'll see...
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